Seriously, though.
(via mswyrr)
The shortest horror story ever:
President Santorum.
I would need to be medicated.
(via nofriendsnoproblem)
JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
(via theboycanthelpit)
Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if you’re going to get an ultrasound image, as the Virginia law requires, the law states, basically, that any woman seeking to have a legal procedure known as an abortion, whether she wants to or not, first lay back in a chair, spread her legs, (put her) feet in stirrups, and have an eight- to ten-inch wand put inside her — even if the woman in question is pregnant as the result of a rape.
I don’t really have a joke here. I just thought I’d tell you.
(Source: Know Your Meme, via lauraduck)
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
- Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Was already planning on reblogging and then I saw the most accurate tags to ever be accurate.
(Source: g3neral, via tinyobserver)
Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”
*flips table*
(via lauraduck)
Infinitely infuriating.men in suits know whats best for wimmins .. stands to reason ..
preach.
(via theboycanthelpit)
Bring it, baby. BRING IT.Interrupting our regularly scheduled smut for some Obama SMACK DOWN! BOOM. There’s the man I elected. <3
bam!
I love my president!
THAT is my President. THAT is our President. THAT is a man who knows what it means to represent the American people.
I love my president.
Snarky Obama is the best Obama.
I LOVE MY PRESIDENT.
(Source: kateoplis)
(Source: swimmingtrunks, via tengorazones)
The Jonathan Chait one looks like it will be equally fascinating. Except I don’t have time to read the whole thing right now. (via turnabout)
(Source: New York Magazine, via turnabout)
Here is my explanation: Liberals are dissatisfied with Obama because liberals, on the whole, are incapable of feeling satisfied with a Democratic president. They can be happy with the idea of a Democratic president—indeed, dancing-in-the-streets delirious—but not with the real thing. The various theories of disconsolate liberals all suffer from a failure to compare Obama with any plausible baseline. Instead they compare Obama with an imaginary president—either an imaginary Obama or a fantasy version of a past president.
sopastrike.com
Pretty HUGE success, Wednesday’s “SOPAstrike”. Check out these numbers, and scroll down for how the Senate changed their minds.
Brutality should be recorded.OWS Short Doc
Ryan Patrick writes:
“So at about three in the morning today I started watching Joe’s OWS footage and I couldn’t help but stay up and edit this together. There was no choice in the matter. This is the first draft so I am very open to constructive cristism and and suggestions you might have to better this project. Let me know what you think. “
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