♥Leslie: He told me he liked me. And I’m gonna go make out with him right now, on his face.
Ann: That’s awesome!
Leslie: No, no. Read me the script.
Ann: Seriously?
Leslie: Yes!
Ann: Alright. Leslie, it’s Leslie Knope from the Parks Department speaking to you through Ann Perkins, friend and beautiful nurse. Thank you. Do not do anything with Ben. Be responsible no matter how cute his mouth is. YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE!
Leslie: Shut up, Ann!
Ann: You wrote that!
Leslie: No, you, then, Leslie! Leslie, you don’t know what you’re talking about. I care about him very much and I’ve had two and a half glasses of red wine and what that means is I’m gonna go make out with him right now and it’s gonna be awesome.
Ann: YAY!
Leslie: Nooo, you’re supposed to talk me out of this.
Ann: No. Don’t. Stop.
Leslie: Shut up, Ann. I’m doing it anyway.
Ann: YAAAY!!
(via thesecondbatgirl)
